This ass has seen more than your passport.

Some men are known for their smile. Some for their handshake. Kim is known for one thing, and it is almost always out.

It was never a choice

Nobody can agree on when it started. His mates say it was a school camp. His mum says it was earlier. Kim says he doesn't remember a time when his ass wasn't involved. Every group photo, every road trip, every night that started with "just one drink" ends the same way: somebody turns around and there it is, catching the light like it's been waiting all day.

It isn't attention seeking. It is closer to weather. You don't ask why it rains. You just bring a jacket. With Kim, you just bring a camera.

Known sightings

This is a partial list. A full list would need its own website.

1. The villa pool. You've seen the photo. Palm trees, blue water, perfect light. Most people go to Bali for the temples. Kim went for this.
2. The back of a jet ski doing roughly 60 km/h. Witnesses say it never once dropped below the waterline.
3. A cousin's wedding photo. Row three, slightly left. The bride has made peace with it. The photographer has not.
4. The top of a mountain in a gale so strong the group had to hold onto each other. Kim held onto nothing. The ass stayed out.
5. A FaceTime with his landlord. Accidental, he says. The rent was never mentioned again.
6. A fishing boat at 5am, dead calm, sunrise behind him. Didn't catch a single fish. Did catch the best photo of the trip.
7. Somebody's 21st. During the speeches. During his own speech, actually.
8. A ski lift. In winter. At altitude. People who were there still can't explain the logistics.

Then it got a sponsor

Eventually somebody realised what everyone had been looking at for years: the most photographed ass in the group chat was advertising space. Prime real estate. Constantly in view, constantly in new places, constantly being sent to people who did not ask for it.

So the first spot went. TOSHI.BET, inked on the left cheek, permanently. It's been to the pool, the beach, the mountain and the group chat more times than the people who own the company. That is a better ad than a billboard on the motorway, and it never comes down.

And now the rest is up for grabs.

Why you want in

Think about where this ass is going next. Every holiday. Every pool party. Every photo where somebody yells "Kim, do the thing." Every story told at every pub for the next fifty years. Your design goes with it.

Your logo. Your handle. Your mate's face. The name of your dog. Something you'll regret by Christmas. Doesn't matter. Once it's on there, it's on there for life, and life for this ass means a lot of air time.

You could spend your money on a billboard that gets taken down in a month. Or you could own a piece of the most well-travelled ass on the internet, permanently, and get photographed every time it does something stupid. Which is often.

How it works

Some of this story may be slightly exaggerated. Most of it isn't. Pledges only, no money changes hands on this site, and Kim can refuse any design.